| An old man went to the college that he went to when he was a youth. He knocked on room number 3 of the hostel and said, "May I come in. I lived in this very room thirty years ago when I studied in this college." A young man opened the door and let him in. The old man examined the room, fondly remembering everything. He said, "The same old room, the same old wooden table, the ventilator and the same old window that opens to the garden. And the same old bed." When examining it he found a young girl under the bed. The young man got alarmed and said, "Don't mistake me. She is my cousin. She dropped her ear ring and is searching for it." The old man said, "And the same old story..." |
| Shopping Malls Me Patni Ke Peeche Peeche Bina Kaam Ke Ghumte Husbands Ko Dekhkar Bada Hi Taras Aata Hai Aur Dukh Bhi Hota Hai. Malls Mein Baithne Ki Suvidha Bhi Nahi Hoti. Isliye In Shopping Malls Ke Managers Ko Hamari Salah Hai Ki Jis Tarah Se Kai Jagah Baggage Counter Hota Hai Cutomers Ke Samaan Ya Bags Rakhne Ka Usi Tarah Se Husbands Ko Rakhne Ka Counter Hona Chahiye. Apne-Apne Husbands Ko Jama Karwa Ke Ye Patniyan Token Lekar Andar Jaa Sakti Hain Aur Waapas Aakar Apne-Apne Husbands Ko Waapas Le Sakti Hain. Andar Rush Bhi Kam Hoga Aur Sales Bhi Jyada Hogi. 1000 Rupees Ki Shopping Pe Counter Pe Rakhe Uske Husband Ko 1 Cup Coffee Plus Biscuits Milenge 1500 Ki Shopping Pe 1 Large Peg Milega. 2500 Ki Shopping Pe 1 Quarter Milega. 3500 Ki Shopping Pe 1 Quarter Plus Half Plate Tandoori Chicken (Ya Koi Veg Snack). Is Tarah Se Pati Bhi Shaant Baithe Rahenge Aur Patniyan Araam Se Shopping Ka Anand Leti Rahengi. |
| A Chinese man boarded a flight to Chicago and promptly sat down on the first seat he encountered. He was soon told that seat was reserved for flight attendants. With his limited English he did not fully understand what he was told but hand signals soon got him to move a little further back. Soon there was another person persuading him to move out of first class. Again he moved further back. There was yet another discussion and he took no further chances and went to the very last seat in the tourist section. Some time later a flight attendant asked him if he was 'for coffee'? Furious he replied, "You foh coffee, I stayah hee." |
| One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing. He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting. He decided to buy it, and so he did. The guy walked out of the store, carrying the statue in his arms. Suddenly some rats started following him. He shrugged it off, and continued on his way. As he walked along, more and more rats started following him, until all the rats in the city were behind him. He suddenly realized that it was the statue that was doing this. He headed towards the bay that resided next to the city, and threw the statue in. The rats followed, not caring about their immediate deaths. The guy ran back to the store, and when he reached it, the store owner said, "No refunds." The guy shook his head, and said, "No, no, I was wondering if you had any statues like the one I bought, only, shaped like a politician." |