| It was very crowded and noisy in this Restaurant and this blonde girl asks the waiter where the restroom was. And he says, "I can't hear you!" So she gets close to his ear and asks again, "Can you please tell me where the ladies room is?" And he replies, "On the other side!" So she turns around and gets close to his other ear, and asks, "Can you please tell me where the ladies room is, please!" |
| A blonde gets a job as a physical education teacher for 16 - 18 year olds. She notices a boy at the end of the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun, kicking a football. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. "Are you ok?" she asks. "Yes," he replies. "You can go and play with the other kids, you know," she says. "It's best I stay here," he says. "Why's that, sweetie?" asks the blonde. The boy looks at her incredulously and says, "Because I'm the GOAL KEEPER !" |
| Help-desk guy speaking to a lady user... Help-desk: Mam, please double click on 'My Computer'. Lady: I can't see your computer. Help-desk: No... Click on 'My Computer' on your computer. Lady: How the hell can I click on your computer from my computer ? Help-desk: There is an icon labelled 'My Computer' on your computer... double click on it. Lady: What the hell is your computer doing on my computer ? The help-desk boy put down the phone. |
| A blonde stormed up to the front desk of the library and said, "I have a complaint!" "Yes, Ma'am?" said the librarian looking up at her. "I borrowed a book last week and it was horrible." Puzzled by her complaint the librarian asked, "What was wrong with it?" "It had way too many characters and there was no plot whatsoever," said the blonde. The librarian nodded and said, "Ahhh... So you must be the person who took our Phone Book." |