| A young Indian left his job in India and joined a salesman's job in a big departmental store in Canada!! On the first day, the Indian worked with full vigour. At 6 pm Boss: How much of sales did you do on the first day? Indian: Sir, I attended to 1 Sales call. Boss: Only 1 sale the whole day? Usually every salesman here does 20 to 30 Sale transactions a day. Well, tell me what is the value of your today's one sale? Indian: $93300....! Boss: What?? Unbelievable! But how did you do that? Indian: Sir, 1 customer came in and I sold him a small fishing hook. Then a mazola and then finally sold a big hook. Then I sold him 1 big fishing rod and some fishing gear... Then I asked him where does he go to catch fish and he said to the coastal area. Then I said to him that he would need a boat. So I took him down to the boat department and sold him a 20 ft double engine schooner boat. When he said the boat won't come in his Volkswagen, I took him to the auto mobile section and sold him the new Deluxe 4 x 4 blazer to carry the boat. And when I asked him where he would be going fishing ??? He didn't plan anything. So I took him to the camping section and sold him a six sleeper camper tent. And then he took groceries worth $ 200 and 2 cases of beer....! Now the boss took 2 steps back and asked: You sold all this to a person who came just to buy only 1 fish hook??? Indian: No Sir... He actually came in to buy 1 Tablet for his headache.... I explained to him that 'Fishing' is the Best Way to Get Rid of Headaches!!! Boss: Where did you work before ??? Indian: I was a PRO in a private hospital in India. For any patient who would come in for any 'Minor Complaint', we get the Patient Tested for Pathology, ECO, ECG, TMT, CT SCAN, X-Ray, MRI etc. Boss: Will You please sit in my chair? I shall go to India and join a Private Hospital for Training. |
| A Man was asked: How was your job interview yesterday? Man: Well, I entered the office, found a man sitting on a large black leather chair with feet resting on the table... He pointed towards his laptop, asked me to take it and go outside, then come back and try to sell him the laptop. He thought himself to be actor Leonardo Di Caprio of "The wolf of wall street" movie. So I took the laptop and left. FRIEND: Left...!! Then what? Man: Nothing!! Thirty minutes later he called me up... begging me to return his laptop to him because all his work and important documents were in it. So I asked him: Will you buy it ?? |
| A girl was practicing the piano when suddenly there was loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a cop. "What's the matter?" she asked. "Where's the body?" demanded the officer. "What are you talking about?" "We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart is being butchered to pieces in this house." |
| A divine healer in a Kerala church called out, "Anyone with special needs who wants to be prayed for, come forward to the front." Hearing that, Kunjappan, got in line and when it was his turn the Pastor asked, "Kunjappan, what do you want me to pray for you?" Kunjappan replied, "Pastor, I need you to pray for help with my hearing." The Pastor put one finger of one hand on Kunjappan's ear, placed his other hand on top of Kunjappan's head, and then prayed and prayed and the whole congregation joined in with much enthusiasm. After a few minutes, the Pastor removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Kunjappan, how is your hearing now?" Kunjappan answered, "I don't know. My hearing is actually next Thursday at the Ernakulam High Court!!!" |