| An old Native Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking a ceremonial pipe and eyeing two Government officials sent to interview him. "Chief Two Eagles," asked one Official, "you have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress and the damage he's done." The Chief nodded in agreement. The Official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?" The Chief stared at the Government officials for over a minute and then calmly replied, "When white man found the land, Natives were running it. No taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, women did all the work, Medicine Man free, Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing, and all night having sex." Then the Chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that." |
| Big Boss contestant Shehnaaz Gill famously said, "Tuadda kutta Tommy, sadda kutta kutta?" and it was remixed later and now it's viral: Saddi Chowmein Chowmein, Tuaddi Chowmein Spaghetti? Sadda Dosa Dosa, Tuaadda Dosa Pancake? Sadda Pear Pear, Tuadda Pear Avocado? Sadde Pappad Pappad, Tuadde Pappad Nachos? Saddi Chutney Chutney, Tuaddi Chutney Dip? Saddi Khichdi Khichdi, Tuaddi Khichdi Risotto? Sadde Momos Momos, Tuadde Momos Dumpling? Sadda Dahi Dahi, Tuadaa Dahi yogurt? Saddi Sauce Sauce, Tuaddi Sauce Ketchup ? Sadda Biskut Biskut, Twadda Biscuit Cookies. |
| A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move," said the broker. "It's only $1 a share." "Buy me 1,000 shares," said the client. The next day the stock was at $2. The client called the broker and said, "You were right. Give me 5,000 more shares." The next day the client looked in the paper and the stock was at $4. The client ran to the phone and called the broker, "Get me 10,000 more shares." "Great!" said the broker. The next day the client looked in the paper and the stock was at $9. Seeing what a great profit he had in just a few days, the client ran to the phone and told the broker, "Sell all my shares!" The broker asked, "To who? You were the only one buying that stock." |
| A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?" "Beef tongue," replies the butcher! The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, "Ewww! Gross! No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal's mouth!" The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman's shopping cart, "I see you're buying a dozen eggs!" |