Bunty: Cow Ghaas Kyon Khaati Hai?
Pappu: Uske Paas Aur Koi Chaara Nahi Hota!
Santa: Do you know why Akshay Kumar's wife is not a big star?
Banta: Why?
Santa: Because of Twinkle Twinkle little star!
Signage at Divorce Lawyer's chamber:
Results guaranteed or your Honey back!
Jeeto: When I'm angry at my husband, I count to ten.
Preeto: So that it calms you down?
Jeeto: No, it gives my husband an opportunity to run for his life!
Santa: Tere Mein Koi Lakshan Nahi Dikh Rahe, Jeevan Mein Aage Badhne Ke.
Pappu: I am asymptomatic!
How old am I?
If I were a bottle of wine, you couldn't afford me;
And if I were a bottle of whiskey, you couldn't handle me!
Any man who asks a woman `What's wrong?` and expects her to tell him what exactly is wrong, doesn't really understand how women work!
Teacher: You have 500 rupees, your friend messages you and asks 200 rupees, and your girlfriend messages you and asks 300 rupees. How much you have left?
Pappu: 500 rupees and 2 unread messages!
Doctor: How did you get hurt?
Santa: I told my wife that she has gained a little weight during the lockdown. And that's the last thing I remember before gaining consciousness!
Boy: Tum Itni Acchi Kyon Ho?
Girl: Kyonki Tum Abhi Naye Ho!
