Dear women,
The best way to make your man do something that he has been avoiding for months is to just ask him if it's because he's too old to do it.
Thank me later!
Teacher: Khoobsurat Ladki Ko English Mein Kya Kehte Hain?
Pappu: I love you!
Preeto: My husband sets alarm 30 minutes early so that we can cuddle in the morning.
Jeeto: My husband doesn't set an alarm and lets me sleep because he values his life!
Lady 1: Where is your husband?
Lady 2: In the garden.
Lady 1: I didn't see him.
Lady 2: You need to dig a little!
The right woman is not looking for you, she is looking for herself!
Santa: Your eyes are beautiful.
Jeeto: I got it from my dad.
Santa: I think you got it from your mom.
Jeeto: Why?
Santa: You see fault in everything I do, just like your mom!
Pappu: Can you lend me 2000 rupees?
Bunty: I don't have right now.
Pappu: Can I use mine and you give when you have it?
Pappu: I love you.
Girl: I have a boyfriend.
Pappu: You are so beautiful you deserve two boyfriends!
Banta: Did you ever have any near-death experience?
Santa: Yes, once I told my wife "I can't watch TV, you're blocking my view" while she was vacuuming!
Boy: Online Ho Phir Bhi Reply Nahi.
Girl: Tere Liye Nahi Hun!
