Pappu: Did you know that the most intelligent kid in our class is deaf?
Girl: That is unfortunate.
Pappu: What did you say?
Jeeto: Why did you put a frog in your sister's bed?
Pappu: I couldn't find a spider!
Pappu: I read something the other day that made me piss myself.
Bunty: What was it?
Pappu: It was a sign that said, "Bathroom closed"!
Teacher: Who was Akbar?
Pappu: Akbar was Gay.
Teacher: What? Are you mad? Why did you say that?
Pappu: We have heard about Laila-Majnu, Heer-Ranjha, Sohni-Mahiwal and even Romeo-Juliet who were all different gender couples; but Akbar-Birbal!
Pappu: Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?
Jeeto: It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins.
Pappu: My parents told met to stop watching so much TV, and read more.
Bunty: So what did you do?
Pappu: I turned on the subtitles!
Pappu: My girlfriend is like iPhone 6?
Bunty: That's weird. We don't have anything beyond iPhone 5 in the market.
Pappu: Yeah! Mine is also still to be launched!
Santa: What happened to your half-yearly result?
Pappu: Dad, there's one good news and one bad news.
Santa: Good news first?
Pappu: I passed the exams.
Santa: And the bad news?
Pappu: The good news is wrong!
Jeeto to her son, Pappu, "Did you put fresh water into the goldfish bowl?"
Pappu: No, they haven't finished the old water yet!
Pappu: I have been frantically looking for a girl called 'Gillette'.
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: I heard it on television, that she's the best a man can get!