Santa: Computers will never replace books.
Banta: Why?
Santa: You can't stand on a CD or DVD to reach the top shelf!
Santa: I've got bad news for you. Your wife ran away with your neighbour.
Banta: Tell me the bad news first!
Santa to a doctor, "Doctor Saheb, I hear that you pay commission to the person who brings patients for you?
Doctor: I do. Where's the patient?
Santa: I'm the patient also!
Santa: I think Banta will be in hospital for another week.
Jeeto: Pretty ill?
Santa: Oh no - pretty nurse!
Santa went to his lawyer after beating his wife.
Lawyer: You'll be charged for cruelty?
Santa: All right... but how much will they charge me?
Banta: How long can a person live without brains?
Santa:I don't know. How old are you?
Santa: Hello! I'm in the hospital. I got my leg injured at work and Preeti brought me here. Doctors say I might lose my leg.
Jeeto: Who's Preeti?
Banta: Do you think that long hair makes a man look intellectual?
Barber: Not when his wife finds it on his coat; It when makes him look foolish!
Santa was driving a jeep in the jungle.
Tourist: If a lion comes close to us, how to escape?
Santa: Very simple. Give right indicator and turn left!
Santa: A fat woman just served me at McDonald's earlier. She said, "Sorry about the wait."
Banta: Hmmm...
Santa: I said, "Don't worry, you'll lose that eventually!"