If the present situation continues, 'Car' may be added to the immovable property list!
Just heard about a dwarf who was pickpocketed.
How could anyone stoop so low?
Now that I have lived through an actual plague, I totally understand why Italian Renaissance paintings are full of naked fat people laying on couches!
I've got a condition that causes me to make terrible puns.
It's a dad-ly disease!
The 20s - Invite everyone! The more the merrier.
The 50s - Do we have to have a party? I hate everyone!
Ancient Egyptian architect: "Do you know how to build a pyramid?"
Ancient Egyptian builder: "Well, err yeah, up to a point!"
Being on vacation with kids is a great reminder of why you should never be on vacation with kids!
Indian parents don't say 'Good Morning'.
They switch off the fan!
I hate it when I wake up in the morning & I still have to be a responsible adult!
Do you remember, before the internet people thought the cause of stupidity was the lack of access to the information?
Yeah. It wasn't that!