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A guy on phone: Good morning, is this the helpline for Alcoholics?
Executive: Yes.
Guy: How does one make Mojito?

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A smart refrigerator isn't one with screens, cameras, and wifi.
It's one that knows to dim the light when you open it at 3 AM!

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My dentist hates it when I call him the face Gynecologist!

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How many drummers does it take to change a light bulb?
And a one and a two, and a one, two, three, four!

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The scariest Facebook notification is the one that says `you're tagged in a photo` while you party with your friends and you told your wife that you're staying late at work!

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My wife has started doing lunges to get in shape.
It's a big step forward for her!

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Change is the essence of life.
From 'Standing near the bar with Scotch in hand' to 'Standing near Vim bar with a Scotch Brite in hand'.
Men have come a long way!
#lockdown #Covid19

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Nano Second:
Time between the Govt. of India announcing cancellation of 12th Board exams and Mom yelling, "Don't think this means you can party, start studying for the entrance exams now!"

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A boy asked his bitcoin-investing dad for 1 bitcoin for his birthday.
Dad: What? $ 29,287? $ 28,481 is a lot of money! What do you need $ 30,228 for anyway?
#Crypto

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A girl at a bakery: Is this Gluten-free?
Baker: No, it costs money!