Kejriwal: Hum free WiFi Denge.
Advisor: Sir, Kharcha Bahut Hoga.
Kejriwal: Password Nahin Denge!
Awesome answer given by a girlfriend when her boyfiend asked her for a kiss.
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Karlo!
One day...Morning 8.30AM, just woke up.
Ram Prasad (Nepali Cook): Oo Saaab Ji, Wo Motor Kharaab Ho Gayi.
Me: (Extreme shocked and Sadma) Naya Sayaapa, Ab Nahaunga Kaise.
Ram Prasad: Bahar Fek Du Saaab Ji Ise.
Me : Arey Pagal Hai Kya? Karwata Hoon Shaam Ko Plumber Ko Bulakar.
Ram Prasad : Theek Hai Saaab Ji, Fir Abhi Aalu Mein Motor Ki Jagah Gobbi Daal Du?
Boy: I am in love with you, totally...
Girl: Tu Totla! Tela Baap Totla!
Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl.
Boy: I love you.
Girl: Stupid I am older than you.
Boy: I am mad in your love.
Girl: Get lost.
Boy: Didi, Please Set Ho Jao!
Shortest Murder Story:
Wife: Sunte Ho...
Husband: Nahi!
Army officer's wife to Sahayak: Main Nahane Jaa Rahi Hun. Gas Pe Cooker Chadhaya hai... Teen Seeti Sunte Hi Gas Bandh Kar Dena.
Sahayak: Jee Memsahib.
Ma'm had just started bath when Sahayak knocks.
Officer's Wife: Kya hai?
Sahayak: Seeti Aap Bajayenge Ya Sahib?
I am so cool, my selfie is called a Kulfi!
Subah Rain Coat Pehno;
Dopehar Ko Sun Coat Pehno;
Shaam Ko Over Coat Pehno;
Raat Mein 2 Rajai Odh Lo.
Saala, Samjh Mein Nahi Aata Ki Mausam Hai Ya Fashion Show!
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