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The money and efforts you spend raising your kids are repaid to your grandchildren!

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I got myself a seniors' GPS.
Not only does it tell me how to get to my destination, it tells me why I wanted to go there!

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I like my coffee how I like myself:
Dark, bitter and too hot for you!

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Disliking 2020 is understandable but keeping huge expectations from 2021 is foolishness!

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Forgive and forget?
I am neither Jesus nor do I have Alzheimer's!

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It's okay to disappear until you feel like you again!

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You don't miss the early 2000s, you miss being a kid.
Because the happiest stage of human lives is when their brains aren't fully developed yet!

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Probably the biggest benefit of being a goth is only having to do one type of laundry!

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Denial, Anger, Bargaining, Depression, Acceptance...
The 5 stages of waking up!

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I wouldn't have to manage my anger if people manage their stupidity!