I went back to an Army camp yesterday. Nothing much has changed since. The army is still the most confusing place:
The toilet for private soldiers is marked "For General Use."
However, the toilet for the Generals is marked "For Private Use."
I am very confused. It's a Major problem!
Most people probably apologize unnecessarily more often than they apologize when it is necessary!
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon Fresh.
I'll let you know!
Theory of Relativity:
Do not keep roasted peanuts in a transparent jar, they disappear fast. But if you keep roasted cashews in a transparent jar next to a peanut jar, peanuts last longer. However, if you add a third element... A Wine bottle nearby, all disappear in no time!
What did the triangle say to the circle?
You are pointless!
I love camping and staying at the hotel with the air conditioner on... is my favourite activity!
If a ghost can open cupboards and break things, why not just take a pencil, find paper, write exactly why it's unhappy, and tape the message on the fridge!
What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts?
A barberqueue!
What do you call two horizontally challenged people having a chat?
A heavy discussion!
Why did the barber win the race?
Because he took a shortcut!