Dear Punjabis and Delhiites,
WFH is "Work from Home" not "Work from Himachal"!
Why do astronauts use Linux?
Because you can't open Windows in space!
As a parent what you want and what you need is usually the same thing and that thing is, always sleep!
I was forced to swallow purple food color.
I feel violated!
Psychiatrist: Do any of your relatives suffer from mental illness?
Man: No... they all seem to enjoy it!
Certain beers give me a terrible hangover.
I investigated and I think it's the 9th beer!
The best thing about social media is how it teaches you about life.
Yes, that's the joke!
The very best part of any vacation is coming home and sleeping in your own bed!
You don't realize how much stuff needs labeling until you buy a label-maker!
`We can't eat at McDonald's twice in one day. That's too sad.`
~ My 7-year-old daughter shaming me