Unfuckwithable (adj.)
When you're truly at peace and in touch with yourself, and nothing anyone says or does bother you, and no negativity or drama can touch you!
After researchers found that women who jog without a bra get longer breasts, some men have started running without underwear!
Bisexual (adj.)
The ability to reach down someone's pants and be satisfied with whatever you find!
Today at the gym I asked a girl what her new year's resolution was.
She said, "Fuck you".
So I'm pretty excited for 2019!
Breaking News:
There was a fire in a brothel.
Some came out running, some ran out coming!
Men are less complicated. They think, love & urinate from the same place!
What do you call a person who begs for sex?
A Fuckeer!
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs!
Shortest matrimonial advertisement ever:
Need a partner for Wine, Dine & 69!
What's the difference between a tyre and 365 used condoms?
One is a Goodyear, and the other's a great year!
