Chup Tum Raho, Chup Hum Rahe...
The pleasure of 69!
Disappointment (noun):
Running into a wall with an erection and breaking your nose!
Girls in Bangkok are like a box of chocolates... you never know which one has nuts!
If you have sex and then abstain for 7 years, all your body cells will be replaced so you become a virgin again!
If the global Financial crisis continues, by the end of the year, only 2 banks will be operational.
The Blood Bank and The Sperm Bank.
Then these 2 banks will merge and it will be called 'The Bloody Fucking Bank'!
If I were a plastic surgeon...
I would 100% put a squeaky toy in every breast implant!
What is the smallest hotel in the world?
The answer is 'Vagina Inn'
It accommodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside!
Boys, remember when we were in school we used to desperately wait for the period to get over...
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Well, nothing has changed ever since!
Journalist: Shadi Karke Kya Matlab Niklega?
Priyanka Chopra: Niklega Niklega
Journalist: Wohi Toh Puch Rahi Hun Kya Matlab Niklega.
Priyanka Chopra: Wohi Toh Bata Rahi Hun Nick Lega!
Men are like shoelaces...
They enter many holes before they tie the knot!
