Aurgasm:
A person who derives pleasure in asking 'Aur Batao', 'Aur Dikhao' and 'Aur Kya'?
Just heard that Victoria's Secret launched a new bra called 'CROATIA'.
It has a lot of support, but no cup!
If you can make a woman laugh you are almost there.
If you are almost there and then she laughs, that's a different story!
Divorce Petition:
Judge: So you want a divorce from your husband for attacking you with a deadly weapon?
Wife: No. I want a divorce for attacking me every night with a dead weapon!
A lesson from Thai Cave:
When you see a hole, don't simply go in!
We're having a charity event for people that struggle to orgasm.
Let us know if you can't come!
If a man remembers the colour of your eyes after a first date, you have small boobs!
Pfizer has acknowledged the sale of Viagra has gone down considerably.
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After considerable research, over 95% of the respondents said:
1. It doesn't work at home; and
2. outside home, one doesn't need it anyway!
Went to the sperm clinic earlier.
The lady asked if I'd like to masturbate in the cup?
I said 'I'm good but not ready for competition yet'!
You know why Burj Khalifa stands as the tallest building in Dubai!
It's because of Mia Khalifa!
