Female tears and male sperms are so similar. They're always eager to come out and only one in a million is for the right cause!
Father and son cannibals spot a beautiful girl showering naked in a waterfall.
The son asks, "Shall we take her home and eat her?"
"No", says the father cannibal. "We'll take her home and eat your mother."
Tip for for sentimental guys:
Before making any promises to a girl, wank at least twice. You might change your opinion!
Dear Girls,
If your neck is white and your face is orange, you're doing it wrong!
Ever imagined as why is our ASS is split vertically?
Because if it were split horizontally, it would clap when we would run down the stairs!
Now better stop imagining!
Dear Periods,
The only reason we tolerate you is because you're a sign that we're not pregnant.
Sincerely,
Girls
Dear Periods,
We only tolerate you because we get blow jobs that week.
Sincerely,
Boys
Joke from China:
What will be the name of a Chinese girl who has lost her virginity?
Lee Hui
News: Nigerian Parliament has turned its back to gays.
Common sense says it's not exactly a good idea!
The worst part of being caught masturbating by your girlfriend is explaining that it's technically her fault?
Mahesh Bhatt was explaining a romantic scene to the actors, "Real love is, when two people are so close that they see the world together in one direction".
Sunny Leone: Sorry to interrupt you Mahesh ji, but if I'm not wrong, you're explaining the Doggy Style...
Right?
