Wives are funny creatures. They don't have sex with their husbands for weeks and then they want to kill the woman who does.
Why is sex similar to shaving?
Well, because no matter how well u do it today, tomorrow u hav to do it again
First Doc: I had sex with my patient. I'm feeling guilty
Second Doc: It happens in our profession. Take it easy yaar.
First Doc: Yeah, but I'm a Veterinary doctor.
Give an example of Complete business failure due to negligence.
A pregnant prostitute.
A old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a Sex Maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning!
Man: Sex ho jaye?
Wife: No.
Man: Jewar le dunga.
Wife: No.
Man: Car le dunga.
Wife: No, No, No.
Beta so raha tha, bich me bola, Meri marlo, Cycle la dena.
25 Uuseless things in a Man's body: 20 Nails you can't Hammer, 2 Tits you can't Milk, 1 Cock that doesn't Crow, and 2 Balls you can't Throw !!
Letter to mom by her daughter a month after her marriage: Fine here mom, but one problem... my husband keeps on fucking me all the time... while bathing, cooking, dish washing even while washing, Ironing clothes! I'm fucked up mom... Any idea to control his urges? Sorry for the SHAKY HANDWRITING.
A loving husband tattooed I LOVE U on his dick n showed it to his wife. She replied: "This is ur old habit of Putting Words Into My Mouth...!"
A man is a king. A king is a ruler. A ruler is 12 inches.
Are you a man?"
