OH PLease...
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Karo Bhi...
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Karo Na...
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Jaldi Karo...
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Dekho Koi Aya Toh Nahi...
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Uff Karo Na...
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Ouchh... Jaldi Karo...
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Tum Bhi Na... Itna Waqt Lagate Ho...
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Sirf Ek Acchha Message Karne Mein!
Old Man: How am I doing sweetie?
Whore: About 3 Nots.
Old Man: Whats 3 Nots?
Whore: You're NOT hard, you're NOT in and you're NOT getting your money back!
An English professor's wife leaves town for a few days. Having forgotten something, she returns to find him in bed with another woman.
'Oh, my God!' She exclaims.
'I'm surprised.'
The professor tells her: 'Not quite darling...we are surprised. You are shocked.'
My girlfriend says I should use the term MAKE LOVE instead of FUCK.
What the MAKE LOVE is she talking about?
Everything is made in China except for babies... they are made in Vachina!
In PK, Aamir Khan gets all his knowledge of language from a prostitute and strangely does not know what condom is!
Whenever I see a commercial with a woman looking fully relaxed in a tub with cucumber slices on her eyes, I wonder where the rest of it is!
If I had sex as often as I get screwed I'd be very happy!
India-Aussies Test Series:
Virat Kohli's 169 reflects a perfect balance of personal and professional obligations.
100 for the Team and 69 for Anushka Sharma!
Calling your girlfriend beautiful cause your cock isn't gonna suck it's self!
