Teacher: Ladkiayn Kab Badi Hoti Hain?
Boys: Jab Woh Bra Pehanne Lagti Hain!
Teacher: Ladke Kab Bade Hote Hain?
Girls: Jab Wo Bra Utarne Lage!
A 2 year old son spits water on floor.
Wife: We don't spit! If it's in your mouth you swallow it. Husband raises his eyebrows
Wife: You shut up!
Sardi Mein Yog Nahi Sambhog Ki Zarurat Hai!
Save a Life:
A blowjob a week can lower a man's risk of heart disease!
I always act like a gentleman... so I always let a woman go first. This helps me to check out her ass!
SERIOUS HEALTH WARNING:
Licking a pussy is very dangerous to your health because it is
5% urine
3% acidic
2% fatty
and 90% highly addictive!
I am an animal lover so I always prefer to do it "Doggy Style"!
I don't have a dirty mind - I have a sexy imagination!
When a lot of sheep masturbate, the process must be called 'Muthbhed' (मुठभेड़)!
Boy: Tumhari Car Kaisi Chal Rahi Hai?
Girl: Theek Chal Rahi Hai.
Boy: Aaj Shaam ko Dogi Kya?
Girl: Haan Le Lena Par Yeh Toh Batao, Car ke Baare Mein Kyon Puchh Rahe Ho?
