A ladies four ball is on Golfcourse. After a Tee shot , two balls are found lying very close to each other.
One of them says "I have never seen two balls so close to each other"
The other says, `Don't be a liar!`
Choti Choti Cheez Insaan Ko Kitni Kushi De Deti Hain
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'Choot' Hi Lelo!
Sex is performed by:
Wives for duty;
Harlots for money;
Virgins for curiosity;
Widows for old times;
But pure pleasurable sex is possible only in adultery!
Most emotional and heart-touching lines said by a boy to his girlfriend after breakup:
Jaanu Kum Se Kum Sardi ka Mausam Toh Nilkal Jane Do!
My wife and I finally became sexually compatible... we achieve simultaneous headaches!
The fastest way to find out if your wife is just pretending to be asleep to avoid sex is to pick up her phone and start scrolling!
Raat Ko Aap Peg Marte Ho;
Subah Peg Aapki Marta Hai!
You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
Why do women have breasts?
So men will talk to them!
On the 1st night after marriage:
Wife: Please, let's spend our 1st night 'Understanding' each other.
Husband: Darling, something 'Under' is already 'Standing' for you! Men will be MEN.
