A couple had a fight.
Husband: I feel like informing everybody that you are useless.
Wife: Rehne do... I will myself inform everybody that I am used less!
Today is "World Piles Day".
Get yourself examined thoroughly. If you don't have piles, celebrate
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for being the perfect Asshole!
Surprise sex is the best thing to wake up to unless you're in Prison!
Girlfriend: Yeh Kya? Condom Kaha Hai?
Boyfriend: Surprise - Aaj Bina Condom Ke Hi Karenge...
Girlfriend: Madarchod, Agar 9 Mahine Baad Main Surprise Dungi To Lawde Jaisi Shakal Mat Banana!
Why do men snore when they lie on their backs?
It's because their balls fall over their butt-hole which cause a vapour lock!
You know why they say that eating oysters will improve a man's sex life?
Because women know if he'll eat one of those, he'll eat anything!
How do you know when your wife is really dead?
Your sex life is the same but your washing pile gets bigger!
My wife suggested we have coffee at home to save money. If she's really serious about saving money, she should give me sex at home!
Girl: I want to breakup with you. Don't ever call me, you asshole. Fuck off!
Boy: Arre main busy tha, new Lamborghini Aventador li hai maine!
Girl: Awwww! My Jaanu! So cute! Kab li? Kahan hai? Baby meet me na please...
Boy: Mobile pe li, NFS khelte huye unlock ki.
Girl: Behen ke Laude!
Ladki: Dadi Ji, Aapke Zamane Mein 10-10 Bacche Kyu Hote The?
Dadi: Arrey Beti, Hamare Zamane Mein Raat Ko Log Whatsapp aur Facebook Pe Time Kharaab Nahi Karte The!
