If it weren't for Winters and Quilts, most of the people wouldn't have discovered Masturbation!
A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it!
What does an old woman have between her breasts that a young woman doesn't?
A navel!
Height of attempting unknown question in an exam.
Question: What is an Array. Explain with example.
Student: ARRAY is the word used to call a friend when he is standing far from you.
For example:
ARRAY O Behan Ke **** Idhar Aa!
How do you know when you are getting old?
When you start having dry dreams and wet farts!
Class Mein Bada Hi Shor Ho Raha Thha; Aur Koi Teacher Bhi Nahi Thha.
Shor Ko Sunte Hue Principal Class Mein Aayi Aur Gusse Se Boli, "Kis Ka Period Chal Raha Hai"!
Sharmate Hue 6 Ladkiya Khadi Ho Gayi!
A man went over to his girlfriend's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom - gold, silver or bronze.
"Silver," she said.
"Why not gold?"
"Because I want you to come second for once!"
Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got screwed to achieve it!
Apple CEO Tim Cook says he is proud to be a Gay ... That's why there's a bending problem in iPhone 6!
The whole world is crazy about Apple;
And their own CEO is crazy about Bananas!
