If you are having sex with two women and one more woman walks in, what do you have?
Divorce proceedings, most likely!
Girl calls Boy: Ghar Pe Koi Nai Hai. Aa Jaao, Aish Karenge.
Boy (shocked): Abhi To Tere Saath 2 Baar Kar Ke Lauta Hu?
Girl: Oh, Sorry Phir Se Tumhe Hi Lag Gaya!
Girlfriend ne Boyfriend ke Shoulder Par Sar Rakh ke Puchha: Tum Mujhe Kab Tak Apne Shoulder Par Sar Rakhne Doge?
Boyfriend: Jab Tak Teri Tangen Apne Shoulder Par Rakh Na loon!
CHUTIA: The term used to describe a person whose realities of life are different than yours!
If you suck one nipple, the women herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of
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"Buy One Get One Free"!
Masturbation is an underrated form of meditation!
How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony?
It's not hard!
Why is a joke like a pussy or a dick?
Neither is any fun if you don't get it!
What's it called when a woman is paralysed from the waist down?
Marriage!
What's the ultimate rejection?
When you're masturbating and your hand falls asleep!
