Thus says Pamela Anderson:
Learn to be happy with small things in life... because the big ones are usually artificial!
Things we should Learn from dogs:
Love
Trust
Loyalty
Affection
Compassion
Etc..
What we learn: Their Position!
A white man was on a safari in Africa. He saw a black man bathing in a river and noticed the guy was really well-endowed.
In fact, it was hanging below the knees. The white man stared in astonishment.
The black man asked in anger: What's the matter, does not the white man's member shrink in cold water?
How do you know that a female bartender is pissed off with you?
There's a string hanging out of your Bloody Mary!
Two eggs boiling in a pan.
One says, "I've got a huge crack".
The other replies, "Stop teasing me, I'm not fucking hard yet!"
What's the difference between a micro-wave and a homosexual?
A micro-wave doesn't brown your meat!
Kama Gyaan:
Ladki se 'YES' Toh Koi Bhi Bulwa Sakta Hai.
"OH Yes... Oh Yes... Oh Yes..." Bulwana Har Kisi Ke Bass Ki Baat Nahi!
The sight of a woman's cleavage reduces a man's ability to think clearly by 50%
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per boob!
A daring thing printed on a newly engaged girl on her T-shirt:
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Opening Shortly!
Santa puts in his papers.
Boss: Why are you leaving?
Santa : I have vaginal problems.
Boss : But you're a man!
Santa: That I am, Sir. But you are a CHOOT!
Happy Boss Day!
