What's the difference between a pussy and a cunt?
A 'Pussy is soft, warm and delightful and it's owned by a 'Cunt!
Happiness is like penis.
It always looks small if you hold it in your hands but when you learn to share it, you'll realize how big and precious it is!
Sex is like programming - one mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!
Char Dham Yatra for all Indian Men:
1. Bangkok
2. Macau
3. Tashkent
4. Amsterdam
Lungi Ke 4 Fayde:
Garmi Lage, Upar Karlo.
Thandi Lage, Aud Ke So Jao.
Naukri Chodni hai, Aage Se Upar Kar Lo.
Naukri Karni Hai, Peeche Se Upar Kar Lo!
Why are women considered stronger than men?
Because women carry two mountains on their chest;
Whereas men carry only two stones and that too, with the help of a crane!
Hard Fact:
69% of people find something dirty in every sentence!
I was going to make an anal joke...
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Butt Fuck it!
Behind every - "Wow, congrats dude you deserved her!"
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There is a "Iss Chutiye Ko Bhi Ladki Mil Gayi, Ek Main Hi Reh Geya Hun!"
A hunter saw that and shot over the tree. 5 male birds flew away. But 1 female bird kept sitting.
Why?
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Bas Bhenchod, Faltu ke Nakhrey!
