One of the girl's Facebook status is "Bang Bang tomorrow night. Damn Excited!".
Damn confusing?
A real woman never lets her man leave the house Hungry or Horny!
Teacher: Fast, faster and fastest - Isko Hindi Mein Kya Kahenge?
Pappu: Bhag...
Jor se Bhag...
Bhag Teri Maa ka Bhosda, Bhaag!
MARS MISSION
Russia 19 attempts.
USA 21 attempts.
India just 1 attempt and that's a success.
Now do you understand why we are the country with the highest population growth!
A Goan girl, Rosemary divorced her husband whose Sir name was Mr. Lele... beacuse she was sick of telling her name, "Rosemary Lele".
Imagine her luck, she got married a person by the Sir name of Mr. Marlow!
16 Ki Kali Bole - Khilu Khilu
21 Tak - Kisi Se Milu Milu
40 Tak - ILU ILU
50 Bad - Dhilu Dhilu
60 Bad - Kabhi Na Hilu Bass Aise Hi Jilu!
A pretty young maiden from France
Decided she'd "just take a chance".
She let herself go
For an hour or so
And now all her sisters are aunts.
Red Bull may give one Wings;
But Whisky surely gives Balls!
What do you call a woman without an Asshole?
A Divorcee!
A sentence you should never ever translate and speak in Hindi:
"I took a Selfie!"
