When everyone has left you and no one is around you and you are standing alone in some corner of this world.
Always remember one thing - It's the best time to...
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Adjust your Dick!
If it weren't for the kiss, we would never never know if our partner is ready for sex!
Shortest love story:
Boy (with love): Suno!
Girl: Ji Bhaiya?
Boy: Chal Teri Maa ki Choot!
A man takes birth from a hole.
After growing up, he keeps searching for holes.
After he dies, he is buried in a hole.
That's why he is nicknamed: Fuckin' ass'hole!
Why was the 2 piece bikini invented?
To separate the HAIRY part from the DAIRY part!
Boyfriend: Ghar Pe Akeli ho?
Girlfriend: Haan Bhej Rahi Hu Boobs Ki Photo, Maa Ke Lode!
The best way to smuggle drugs is to put it in a dog's ass. Even if a sniffer dog suspects it, the police will think that he's just horny!
Roses are Red
Twitter is Blue
You look bangable
So I'll follow you!
Boyfriend: Honey, let's try anal.
Girlfriend: Fuck that shit!
Boyfriend: That's the sprit, Baby!
Old Lady: I want birth control pills.
Doctor: What use would they be of at this age?.
Old Lady: It helps me to sleep better..
Doctor: How?.
Old Lay: I just put them in my granddaughters orange juice!
