A girl was getting raped. She threatened to call the cops.
The rapist said, "OK, go ahead. Let's see who cums first!"
Sex is like your salary.
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You don't disclose what you get but you always think that others get more than you do!
Jeevan Mein Kya Lekar Aaye They aur Kya Lekar Jayeinge!
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KAAJU Jaisa Laye They aur KELE Jaisa Lekar Jana Hai.
Toh Mauj Karo aur Kapde Utaar Kar Roj karo!
Scientists are working on a Viagra for women.
What a waste of time? It's been around for years, it's called money!
When I talk about big cups...
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I usually don't refer to coffee!
Cell Phone has replaced Penis as the most popular handheld device!
Pehle "Mary Kom" movie ka Title bhi "Bhag Milka Bhag" ki Tarah hi Rakha tha.
Par jab unhone Title ko Dobara Pada to Fir to Badalna hi Pada:
"Maar Mary Maar`!
Define Harami:
A Harami is someone who visits a medical store instead of an ice cream parlour when his girlfriend says... "I love strawberry flavour!"
Define Chutiya:
A Chutiya is someone who visits an ice cream parlour instead of a medical store when his girlfriend says... "I love strawberry flavour!`
A boy takes his girlfriend to a restaurant.
Boy: Kya khayegi?
Girlfriend: Jo aap khaoge
Boy: Vagina?
The girlfriend gets angry and slaps the boy.
Boy: Pagal Aurat, I was asking Veg hi na?
Relationship Status:
Hath Mein Dard Rehta hai Aaj Kal!
