When a guy is walking funny, 10% time, he is injured. And the rest 90% times, he's trying to unstick his balls from his leg!
Boy sent a text to her girlfriend - Ready for tonight, Babe? You're going to use that mouth so hard.
Reply: I am Seema's father, and what is she going to do with her mouth?
Boy: Oh, she didn't tell you?
Father: What?
Boy: It's Karaoke night!
What do you call a boyfriend who wanks more than twice a day?
A Terrorwrist!
Isn't it strange:
Ants hate Cucumbers;
But Aunties love them!
Why do we say - Pyaar Mein Gir Gya (fall in love)?
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Because if we say "Pyaar Mein Khada Ho Gya" toh double-meaning ho Jayega!
What did the girl say when her lover went down on her?
Darling, Mujhe 'Tongue' Mat Karo. Pleaseee...
Newly weds sleep - LIPS to LIPS!
Old ones - HIPS to HIPS!
Boyfriend: Mujse Shaadi Karlo Mera Bahut Lamba Hai.
Girlfriend: Kya?
Boyfriend: Anubhav!
Girlfriend: Theek Hai. Mein Taiyar Hu. Aur Hain, Mera Bhi Kaafi Gehra Hai.
Boyfriend: Kya?
Girlfriend: Aatmavishwas!
There are four types of people who use Okay differently:
1. K
2. OK
3. Okay
4. Bhosdi Ke!
In all these summers, one thing I've always been confused about is when they say...
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"A man must not screw an opportunity, when presented!"
I mean why not!
