Look at the irony of life:
Aamir Khan has to take off his clothes to act in Bollywood;
And Sunny Leone has to wear clothes to act in Bollywood!
Irony:
Laptop speakers are too quiet for music;
And simply too loud for porn!
A Desi girl texts to her friend: Pata Nahi Kyun Boys Inbox Mein Mujhe 'Tongue' Karte Rehte Hein!
My smart phone just auto-corrected "fuck you" to "whatever you say, honey"!
The current price of gold is like a strapless Bra... Half the people are wondering what's holding it up and the other half are waiting for it to drop so that they can grab the opportunity with both hands!
A Boy to a Pimp at a whorehouse: Get me a girl with big boobs and a small hole.
After sometime, a girl came to that boy and said, "Are you the one who has big mouth and a small dick?"
Girl: Janu ye BC kya hota hai?
Boy: BC means Bahut Cute.
Girl: Janu I'm BC na?
Boy: Han janu tum bahut BC ho.
Girl: Aawwwww.
Girl: Janu agar main BC to tum MC.
Boy: Janu MC kya hota hai?
Girl: Madar Chod!
A priest makes advances to a nun who finally relents n the two end up in bed together.
After sex, nun says, "Since you are a priest, I would like you to hear my confession. I have sinned. Twice."
Priest: What do you mean, 'twice'? We only did it once.
Nun: You're going to do it again, aren't you?
Ex Girlfriend: Hi! How are you doing these days?
Boy: By hand!
Who suffers when 3G buffers?
Poor Porn Stars!
