Ek Pathan Train Ke Toilet Mein Susu Kar Raha Tha.
Saamne Likha Tha: Oopar Mat Dekhna!
Pathan Se Raha Na Gaya... Usne Oopar Ki Taraf Dekha.
Wahan Likha Tha: Manega Nahi, Bhenchod!
Men always say "I LOVE YOU" to girls but do you know the true meaning of this?
I: I'm
L: Looking
O: Over your
V: Vaginal
E: Entry
Y: You must take
O: Off your
U: Underwear!
Boy: Do you fuck?
Girl: Excuse me?
Boy: Do you fuck?
Girl: Shut up, you asshole.
Boy: Stupid auto-correct in my phone, I am soooo sorry...
Girl: I'm sorry too. And it's okay... but what did you mean to say anyways?
Boy: Do you suck?
Girl: BC. Kutte... Kamine!
You can always tell if a guy masturbates a lot by looking at his hands. If you look closely, you'll see...
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a wedding ring!
We all must respect successful men because they achieve lots of things... without having any boobs!
A lady rebels at a man, who is immodestly staring at her in a bus: Mister, you are staring at me as if you were undressing me in your imagination.
Man: Excuse me, lady! In my imagination, I have already dressed you up and had a smoke myself!
Why do men name their dicks?
Because they don't want a stranger to make 95 percent of their decisions!
Nipple Nipple, You're So Far;
Come Closer, Let Me Press You Hard;
Up Above The Chest So High;
Always Milky Never Ever Dry;
Let Me Suck You Don't Feel Shy;
Alone in The Bra, You'll One Day Die!
Why did the single man mention his status as 'complicated'?
Because he was confused about which hand to use!
What do guys usually say after Sex?
I Love You? Wrong!
That was great? Wrong again!
I Loved it? Wrong Again!
The Answer is:
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Oh! Where are my fucking clothes!
