Agar 2-4 Aur States Mein Election Hote To Sarkaar Saamne Se 18-20% Public Ko GST Deti!
Cigarette is for kids;
Legends breathe in Delhi!
Just fought with your husband. Why not book him on a flight with us?
~ Yours sincerely Indigo
Kuch Baat Toh Hai 8 November Mein...
Pichle Saal Note Bandh Hue The Iss Saal School!
IndiGo - We beat customers.
Jet Airways - We beat our competition not our customers.
Air India - We don't beat our customers. We get beaten by our MPs.
Go Air - We don't have customers.
Air Vistara - We don't have planes.
Kingfisher: If our Boss was here we would have beaten him!
IndiGo has a clear efficient division of labour.
Their air crew takes passenger up in the air. Their ground staff takes passenger down to the ground!
IndiGo Airline has a new tagline:
We beat our customers, not competitors!
Guy 1: Bhai Sab Log Note Bandi Discuss Kar Rahe Hain. Tumhein Kaise Pata Note Banda Hai Ya Bandi?
Guy 2: Bandi Hi Hogi Bhai, Varna Bande Ke Liye Kaun Line Mein Lagta Hai!
Irony:
The Judges who said we don't need to stand up for the National Anthem expect us to stand up when they enter the room!
A request to the Supreme Court:
Please ban WhatsApp forwards this Diwali as it causes data pollution; and it takes lots of time to clean the phone after Diwali!