My wife gifted me chocolates on chocolate day, roses on rose day... . . . . I seriously have high expectations for Women's day today! |
Happy women's day alexa and siri... . . . . The only women who listen to men! |
Hindu, Muslim, Sikh, Issai... Sabko seedha kare, lugai! #happywomensday |
Today I referred one of my elderly patients to a psychiatrist... I said: Baba dimag vale doctors ko dikha lo ek bar! He said: Hume to lga tha ki apke pas bhi hoga! |
A woman should be two things: Who and what she wants! |
Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess, because just like the game of chess - it's the queen that protects the king! Happy women's day! |
Being happy doesn't mean everything's perfect. It means you decide to see beyond the imperfections! |
Don't let age change you. Change the way you age! |
Be happy with what you have, Keep working on what you love and remember a happy life begins by saying thank you lord for what i have! Good morning! |
Man: Doctor, my wife is moody all the time, gets angry at me for no reason and never agrees with whatever I say. What could be wrong? Doctor: Everything appears to be normal, so what's your question? |