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  • Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early?<br />
Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.<br />
Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?<br />
Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head?Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto: Why did you come home from school so early?
    Pappu: Because I was the only one who answered a question in my class.
    Jeeto: Wow! What was the question?
    Pappu: Who threw the trash can at the Principal's head?
  • The word queue is ironic.<br />
It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line!Upload to Facebook
    The word queue is ironic.
    It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line!
  • School and College reunions are scams. Nobody misses you.<br />
They just want to know if you have made it in life or not!Upload to Facebook
    School and College reunions are scams. Nobody misses you.
    They just want to know if you have made it in life or not!
  • You can't control everything. Sometimes you just need to relax and have faith that things will work out.<br />Let go a little and let life happen.<br /><br />
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    You can't control everything. Sometimes you just need to relax and have faith that things will work out.
    Let go a little and let life happen.

    Good Morning!
  • In a Church:<br />
Man: Father, all day I hear a voice telling me what to do. Am I possessed by the devil?<br />
Father: No son, you are married!Upload to Facebook
    In a Church:
    Man: Father, all day I hear a voice telling me what to do. Am I possessed by the devil?
    Father: No son, you are married!
  • Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya?<br />
Pappu: Hanji<br />
Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya?
Pappu: Hanji<br />
Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin!Upload to Facebook
    Jeeto to Pappu before Exam: Pen Rakh Leya?
    Pappu: Hanji
    Jeeto: Admit Card Rakh Leya? Pappu: Hanji
    Jeeto: Phir Hun Saddi Izzat Vi Rakh Layin!
  • HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report!Upload to Facebook
    HR to Candidate: Your CV is bloated with half-truths, false praise, exaggeration and unsubstantiated accomplishments. I'd like to hire you to write our Annual Report!
  • Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.<Br>
Wife: Shut Aap!Upload to Facebook
    Husband: Tum Mujhe Aap Keh Kar Bulaya Karo.
    Wife: Shut Aap!
  • A Narcissist's Prayer:<br /><br />

That didn't happen.<br />
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.<br />
And if it was, that's not a big deal.<br />
And if it is, that's not my fault.<br />
And if it was, I didn't mean it.<br />
And if I did, You deserved it!Upload to Facebook
    A Narcissist's Prayer:

    That didn't happen.
    And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
    And if it was, that's not a big deal.
    And if it is, that's not my fault.
    And if it was, I didn't mean it.
    And if I did, You deserved it!
  • Whatever you decide to do, make sure it brings a smile to your face and joy to your heart!<br />
Have a blessed day!Upload to Facebook
    Whatever you decide to do, make sure it brings a smile to your face and joy to your heart!
    Have a blessed day!
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