Latest Lockdown Breaking News: No birth certificate will be issued by the Govt. for children born between November 2020 and March 2022 . . . . . . . Reason: Parents did not maintain social distance during lockdown! |
Pro Tip: Don't ever trust a woman who says she's bad at remembering things! |
My wife just asked, "What are your plans for today?" As if she hasn't already decided those! |
My wife said, "You really have no sense of direction, do you?" I asked, "Where did that come from?" |
You really should try archery while blindfolded. You don't know what you're missing! |
What do beekeepers put in their party bags? Freebees! |
When in Chennai, many North Indians wonder.."Ye Kahan Aa Gaye Hum, Yun Hi South-South Chalte!" |
Before TikTok and Instagram Reels, people never knew there were so many dumb people out there. Now the dumb people got together and are encouraging each others' dumbness to even greater extremes! |
Reverse Application: Dear Sir, As I am suffering from the wife at 'Work from Home'. Kindly grant me two days 'Work from Office'. Regards |
To all the people who are loving and kind to me, thank you for the sunshine you bring into my life. Good Morning! |