When you feel depressed remember there are a million cells in your body and all they do is care about you! |
Fill your cup with gratitude and you will find it overflowing with blessings! Good Morning! |
Pro Tip for Men: If you are planning to propose to your girlfriend then instead of spending all your money on a diamond ring, invest in a good comfortable couch. Because after marriage, she's gonna use the ring and you'll use the couch! |
My wife's favourite outdoor sports activity is to go out of the house to bring the Amazon packages in! |
Einstein must have been single when he thought the speed of light is the fastest because he never saw a woman going from 'you are my life' to 'you don't even exist to me'! |
My teenage son treats me like a God. He acts like I don't exist until he wants something! |
Who's the genius that decided to call it "Emotional baggage "... ...and not "griefcase!" |
I got banned from my local gym. I guess it just didn't work out! |
Apparently, playing dead only works with bears, not wives! |
I have a vaccination joke but the punchline will come four months later! |