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  • This holy thread you tie on my wrist will strengthen our bond more and fills my heart with more love for you. You are the best sis in the world!<br/>
Happy Raksha Bandhan!Upload to Facebook
    This holy thread you tie on my wrist will strengthen our bond more and fills my heart with more love for you. You are the best sis in the world!
    Happy Raksha Bandhan!
  • The festival of Raksha Bandhan is to cherish the beautiful memories and strengthen the bond we share. Thinking of you and sending you my warm wishes on this special day.<br/>
Happy Raksha Bandhan!Upload to Facebook
    The festival of Raksha Bandhan is to cherish the beautiful memories and strengthen the bond we share. Thinking of you and sending you my warm wishes on this special day.
    Happy Raksha Bandhan!
  • Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.<br/>
Be strong!Upload to Facebook
    Being alone in the toilet is a reminder that you will always be alone when sh*t happens in your life.
    Be strong!
  • Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them.<br/>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    Happiness is not the absence of problems, it's the ability to deal with them.
    Good Morning!
  • Santa: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.<br/>
Jeeto: Twelve years!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: You've been correcting every word I say for the last eleven years.
    Jeeto: Twelve years!
  • My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples!Upload to Facebook
    My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples!
  • Whenever my wife uses the phrase `I was thinking.`<br/>
That means I either have to move, build, paint or buy something!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever my wife uses the phrase "I was thinking."
    That means I either have to move, build, paint or buy something!
  • Top three warning sounds you hear when you mess things up:<br/>

(1) Smoke detector<br/>

(2) Police siren<br/>

(3) Silent glare from wifeUpload to Facebook
    Top three warning sounds you hear when you mess things up:
    (1) Smoke detector
    (2) Police siren
    (3) Silent glare from wife
  • Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day!Upload to Facebook
    Babies don't know dreams aren't real, so they must think they have some crazy adventures with you every day!
  • Never assume good times would continue to roll on. You have to continue to work hard, deliver and be your best every day, day after day!Upload to Facebook
    Never assume good times would continue to roll on. You have to continue to work hard, deliver and be your best every day, day after day!
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