Clean SMS

  • I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. 'AALSI' them later!Upload to Facebook
    I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends. 'AALSI' them later!
  • Wife: I got you these flowers to show you how I feel about you.</br>
Husband: Thanks, but I'm allergic to flowers.
Wife: That's the point!Upload to Facebook
    Wife: I got you these flowers to show you how I feel about you.
    Husband: Thanks, but I'm allergic to flowers. Wife: That's the point!
  • Teacher: What do you call a short mother?</br>
Kid: A minimum!Upload to Facebook
    Teacher: What do you call a short mother?
    Kid: A minimum!
  • COWIN overtakes TINDER to become the hardest app to get a date on!Upload to Facebook
    COWIN overtakes TINDER to become the hardest app to get a date on!
  • My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met.</br>
I'm not buying it!Upload to Facebook
    My wife claims I'm the cheapest person she's ever met.
    I'm not buying it!
  • What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?</br>
You hit rock bottom!Upload to Facebook
    What happens when you slap Dwayne johnson in the butt?
    You hit rock bottom!
  • I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted!Upload to Facebook
    I'm not always drunk, sometimes I'm wasted!
  • Sometimes best friends have conversations that are hard to understand by other people!Upload to Facebook
    Sometimes best friends have conversations that are hard to understand by other people!
  • Somebody is afraid that God is watching and somebody is confident that, God is watching!Upload to Facebook
    Somebody is afraid that God is watching and somebody is confident that, God is watching!
  • Warning:</br>
Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it!Upload to Facebook
    Warning:
    Alcohol can cause depression. Particularly when you run out of it!
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