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  • I joined the Army so that I could run away from my studies.</br>
Later I realised I was running also and studying also!Upload to Facebook
    I joined the Army so that I could run away from my studies.
    Later I realised I was running also and studying also!
  • Santa: Hello, is this the helpline for alcoholics?</br>
Lady: Yes sir. How can I help you?</br>
Santa: Can you tell me how to make a Pina Colada?Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Hello, is this the helpline for alcoholics?
    Lady: Yes sir. How can I help you?
    Santa: Can you tell me how to make a Pina Colada?
  • A boy was in a park behind a tree with his girlfriend.</br>
An old man passes them and asks: Bete, Kya Yeh Hamari Sanskriti Hai?</br>
Boy: Nahi Uncle! Yeh Toh Malhotra Uncle Ki Pallavi Hai, Aap Doosre Ped Ke Peeche Check Kariye!Upload to Facebook
    A boy was in a park behind a tree with his girlfriend.
    An old man passes them and asks: Bete, Kya Yeh Hamari Sanskriti Hai?
    Boy: Nahi Uncle! Yeh Toh Malhotra Uncle Ki Pallavi Hai, Aap Doosre Ped Ke Peeche Check Kariye!
  • What do you call a pencil that doesn't work?</br>
Pointless!Upload to Facebook
    What do you call a pencil that doesn't work?
    Pointless!
  • Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen. They are calling it 'Peekaboo' virus.</br>
Doctors are sending anyone with 'Peekaboo', straight to 'ICU'.Upload to Facebook
    Scientists have discovered another deadly pathogen. They are calling it 'Peekaboo' virus.
    Doctors are sending anyone with 'Peekaboo', straight to 'ICU'.
  • Wisdom during COVID19 times</br>
Lockdown `I Die`</br>
No Lockdown `All Die`</br></br>

Lockdown `No Human Right`</br>
No Lockdown `No Human Left`</br></br>

Lockdown `I See You`</br>
No Lockdown `ICU`Upload to Facebook
    Wisdom during COVID19 times
    Lockdown "I Die"
    No Lockdown "All Die"

    Lockdown "No Human Right"
    No Lockdown "No Human Left"

    Lockdown "I See You"
    No Lockdown "ICU"
  • May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all people around the globe.</br>
Eid Mubarak to you and your family!Upload to Facebook
    May Allah accept your good deeds, forgive your transgressions and ease the suffering of all people around the globe.
    Eid Mubarak to you and your family!
  • May this special day bring peace, happiness, and prosperity to everyone. May Allah flood your life with happiness and peace of mind on this occasion.</br>
Happy Eid ul-Fitr to all!Upload to Facebook
    May this special day bring peace, happiness, and prosperity to everyone. May Allah flood your life with happiness and peace of mind on this occasion.
    Happy Eid ul-Fitr to all!
  • May Allah send His love like sunshine in Bis warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your heart, and fill your life with good health and a lot of happiness.</br>
Eid Mubarak!Upload to Facebook
    May Allah send His love like sunshine in Bis warm and gentle ways to fill every corner of your heart, and fill your life with good health and a lot of happiness.
    Eid Mubarak!
  • When you see something beautiful in someone, tell them. It only takes seconds to say, but the effects could last a lifetime.</br>
Good Morning!Upload to Facebook
    When you see something beautiful in someone, tell them. It only takes seconds to say, but the effects could last a lifetime.
    Good Morning!
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