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Upload to Facebook Santa: You should put your grades up for adoption.
Pappu: Why?
Santa: Because you can't seem to raise them yourself! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you know why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
Bunty: Why?
Pappu: They kept dropping their trunks! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: I lost my dog today.
Santa: So put an ad in the paper.
Banta: What good would that do? My dog can't read! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Have you heard about Murphy's Law?
Banta: Yes. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Santa: How about Cole's Law?
Banta: No.
Santa: It's julienned cabbage in a creamy dressing! -
Upload to Facebook Banta: I heard your son got his driving license! Is he driving you everywhere now?
Santa: No, I have to be in the right mood. As in, the mood to lose my life! -
Upload to Facebook Life is so boring when you don't have an online order to look forward to.
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Upload to Facebook Boy: Stand there, I will click your photo.
Girl: Propose Toh Karne Do!
Boy: What?
Girl: Par Pose Toh Karne Do! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Do you know there is a new workout, which is done by many?
Banta: Really? What is it?
Santa: The new favourite workout of many is clicking pictures in Gym for social media! -
Upload to Facebook Most ladies don't answer video calls before 9 AM and after 9 PM because their faces are restored to Factory Settings! -
Upload to Facebook Officer: You were speeding.
Santa: I am trying to keep up with traffic.
Officer: There Is no traffic.
Santa: I am really far behind!
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