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Upload to Facebook Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead.
Pappu: OK, can you please pass that beautiful sauce? -
Upload to Facebook Always love a woman for her personality... they have 10, so you can choose! -
Upload to Facebook To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Ed Sheeran is coming to India.
Girl: Who is he?
Boy: 'Shape of you' Wala Singer.
Girl: OMG! Ed Sheeran is coming to India. I can't wait to see him! -
Upload to Facebook Women don't hold grudges.
They simply maintain them until you apologize or admit that you are wrong! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: Do you like water?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Well, then you already like 60% to 70% of me! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Hey, Tina you are so gorgeous?
Tina: Aww thanks, don't know what to say.
Pappu: Just tell a lie something like I did! -
Upload to Facebook While Chatting:
Girl: Please don't ever love another girl.
Boy: I can't promise.
Girl: Why? Who is this person you are talking about?
Boy: She is shorter than you and looks like you.
Girl: Awww! will she call me mommy?
Boy: I don't know. Does your sister call you mommy? -
Upload to Facebook Banta: What is the worst fear a man can face?
Santa: Leaving his mobile phone home! -
Upload to Facebook Boy: We've been friends for a like a year now. So what do you think?
Girl: Yeah, this was the worst year of my life!
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