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Upload to Facebook Women are much like police. They never believe things without evidence! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: What is your favorite musical instrument?
Pappu: The lunch bell! -
Upload to Facebook Bunty: What is it called when your crush has a crush on you?
Pappu: Imagination! -
Upload to Facebook Women don't need Oxygen, they can survive on Compliments! -
Upload to Facebook While Chatting:
Girl: Do you drink?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you smoke?
Boy: No
Girl: Then how do you have fun in life?
Boy: I lie! -
Upload to Facebook Pappu: Do you remember 6 years ago, we were happy and everything was fine?
Girlfriend: But we didn't know each other 6 years ago.
Pappu: Exactly! -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: When we throw a ball in the air, why does it come down?
Pappu: Because there is nobody in the air to catch the ball! -
Upload to Facebook Preeto: What is Experience?
Jeeto: The name most men give to their mistakes! -
Upload to Facebook Santa: Why do women always ask questions starting with 'W'?
Jeeto: What, Who, Where, When, Why? -
Upload to Facebook Teacher: Do you know Newton's second law?
Pappu: I'm a Science student, not a Law student!
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