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  • Santa: Son, there's a life beyond Facebook.<br />
Pappu: Really? Please 'Share' the 'Link' to it!Upload to Facebook
    Santa: Son, there's a life beyond Facebook.
    Pappu: Really? Please 'Share' the 'Link' to it!
  • There comes a time in every woman's life when she removes the birth year from her Facebook profile!Upload to Facebook
    There comes a time in every woman's life when she removes the birth year from her Facebook profile!
  • Height of addiction:<br />
In a college form, when asked about the `permanent address`, a student wrote `www.facebook.com`!Upload to Facebook
    Height of addiction:
    In a college form, when asked about the "permanent address", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!
  • Dance like no one's around;<br />
Sing like no one's listening;<br />
Eat like no one's watching;<br />
Like even if you're not on Facebook;<br />
And Tweet like no one's following!Upload to Facebook
    Dance like no one's around;
    Sing like no one's listening;
    Eat like no one's watching;
    Like even if you're not on Facebook;
    And Tweet like no one's following!
  • You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status!Upload to Facebook
    You don't have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status!
  • Height of addiction:<br />
In a college form, when asked about `PERMANENT ADDRESS`, a student wrote `www.facebook.com`!Upload to Facebook
    Height of addiction:
    In a college form, when asked about "PERMANENT ADDRESS", a student wrote "www.facebook.com"!
  • The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.<br />
Julius CaesarUpload to Facebook
    The greatest thing about Facebook is that you can quote something and totally make up the source.
    Julius Caesar
  • Facebook, if you want to know Everyone;<br />
Twitter, if you want to know Everything.Upload to Facebook
    Facebook, if you want to know Everyone;
    Twitter, if you want to know Everything.
  • Dear Facebook,<br />You're becoming a little too complicated and trying to over do it, you're going to end up like me.<br />Sincerely,<br />MySpace.Upload to Facebook
    Dear Facebook,
    You're becoming a little too complicated and trying to over do it, you're going to end up like me.
    Sincerely,
    MySpace.
  • Who says, `One can't deactivate one's Facebook account?`<br />
.<br />
..<br />
...<br />
I did it many a time.
Upload to Facebook
    Who says, "One can't deactivate one's Facebook account?"
    .
    ..
    ...
    I did it many a time.
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