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Upload to Facebook What if I told you, we all have problems. It's just... some of us just choose not to post them on Facebook! -
Upload to Facebook Honesty is the best policy. Unless, of course, you're posting a Facebook Profile picture! -
Upload to Facebook Remember, when people had diaries and got mad when someone read them.
Now, they put everything online and get mad when people don't read and like it! -
Upload to Facebook How to stop time: kiss.
How to travel in time: read.
How to escape time: music.
How to fear time: write.
How to waste time: Social Media! -
Upload to Facebook Facebook is now like home. If you don't come back in 24 hours it means you are either lost, dead, sick or had an accident! -
Upload to Facebook Friend 1: Bhai Aaj Facebook Ne Bachha Liya.
Friend 2: Kaise?
Friend 1: Aaj Meri Biwi Ka Birthday Tha! -
Upload to Facebook Those who read my messages are intelligent;
Those who 'like' them are real genius;
Those who comment are 'Friends Forever';
And those who copy are my "Class Fellows"! -
Upload to Facebook You can never really say "what's on your mind", when your family is on Facebook! -
Upload to Facebook For every action, there's an equal and opposite reaction. Plus a social media overreaction. -
Upload to Facebook Whenever you see a profile picture with two girls in it. It always belongs to the ugly one!
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