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  • Dear School Mates,<br/>

Why do you add me on FB and never talked to me in school?Upload to Facebook
    Dear School Mates,
    Why do you add me on FB and never talked to me in school?
  • Life is much like Facebook.<br/>

People will Like your problems and Comment but no one solve them;<br/>

Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own!Upload to Facebook
    Life is much like Facebook.
    People will Like your problems and Comment but no one solve them;
    Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own!
  • Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is `I can post that`!Upload to Facebook
    Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can post that"!
  • There must be some kind of filter that prevents normal people from liking my page!Upload to Facebook
    There must be some kind of filter that prevents normal people from liking my page!
  • I sometimes watch birds and wonder `If I could fly who would I shit on?`Upload to Facebook
    I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?"
  • Be very careful before posting... you may not like the comments!
Upload to Facebook
    Be very careful before posting... you may not like the comments!
  • A friend in need is a friend indeed.<br />
Then why FB friends are averse to #candycrushsaga requests? Upload to Facebook
    A friend in need is a friend indeed.
    Then why FB friends are averse to #candycrushsaga requests?
  • Couples date and singles update!Upload to Facebook
    Couples date and singles update!
  • Facebook Fact:<br/>
Everyone makes an Account for finding friends and relatives; and then becomes addicted to collect `Likes and Comments`!Upload to Facebook
    Facebook Fact:
    Everyone makes an Account for finding friends and relatives; and then becomes addicted to collect "Likes and Comments"!
  • Facebook Temporarily Down:<br />
There's no fun doing anything interesting today. Whatever I do, I can't post it!Upload to Facebook
    Facebook Temporarily Down:
    There's no fun doing anything interesting today. Whatever I do, I can't post it!
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