Dear School Mates, Why do you add me on FB and never talked to me in school? |
Life is much like Facebook. People will Like your problems and Comment but no one solve them; Because everybody seems so busy in updating their own! |
Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is "I can post that"! |
There must be some kind of filter that prevents normal people from liking my page! |
I sometimes watch birds and wonder "If I could fly who would I shit on?" |
Be very careful before posting... you may not like the comments! |
A friend in need is a friend indeed. Then why FB friends are averse to #candycrushsaga requests? |
Couples date and singles update! |
Facebook Fact: Everyone makes an Account for finding friends and relatives; and then becomes addicted to collect "Likes and Comments"! |
Facebook Temporarily Down: There's no fun doing anything interesting today. Whatever I do, I can't post it! |