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~ AnonymousCommon sense is so rare these days that, it should be classified as a super power. -
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~ Ogden NashMiddle age: When you're sitting at home on Saturday night and the telephone rings and you hope it isn't for you. -
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~ James DentA perfect summer day: the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken. -
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~ Gregg EasterbrookTorture numbers, and they'll confess to anything. -
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~ Vanya CohenWhen there's a single thief, it's robbery. When there are a thousand thieves, it's taxation. -
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~ Author UnknownIf at first you do succeed - try to hide your astonishment. -
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~ Winston ChurchillI like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. -
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~ Dave BarryI drink to make other people interesting. -
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~ Lotus WeinstockMy goal is to be able to say, "Fame and fortune just didn't bring me happiness". -
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~ Mark TwainYes, even I am dishonest. Not in many ways, but in some. Forty-one, I think it is.
