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  • In real life, the princesses kiss princes, and then princes turn into frogs.Upload to Facebook
    In real life, the princesses kiss princes, and then princes turn into frogs.
    ~ Paulo Coelho
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  • I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.Upload to Facebook
    I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on.
    ~ Oscar Levant
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  • I love money because my wife wants it all the time.Upload to Facebook
    I love money because my wife wants it all the time.
    ~ JD Ghai
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  • The British have three qualities: humour, tenacity and realism. I sometimes think we are still at the humour stage.Upload to Facebook
    The British have three qualities: humour, tenacity and realism. I sometimes think we are still at the humour stage.
    ~ Georges Pompidou
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  • When I fell in love with you, I should have realised that I am falling and not rising. Upload to Facebook
    When I fell in love with you, I should have realised that I am falling and not rising.
    ~ JD Ghai
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  • A Xylophone is an instrument used mainly to illustrate the letter X.Upload to Facebook
    A Xylophone is an instrument used mainly to illustrate the letter X.
    ~ Anonymous
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  • I wanted a vacation but my wife accompanied me.Upload to Facebook
    I wanted a vacation but my wife accompanied me.
    ~ JD Ghai
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  • The only time I ever said no to a drink was when I misunderstood the question.Upload to Facebook
    The only time I ever said no to a drink was when I misunderstood the question.
    ~ Tom Sykes
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  • If you can't see the humour in yourself, you could be missing the joke of the century.Upload to Facebook
    If you can't see the humour in yourself, you could be missing the joke of the century.
    ~ Dame Edna Everage
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  • The older you get, the more important it is not to act your age.Upload to Facebook
    The older you get, the more important it is not to act your age.
    ~ Ashleigh Brilliant
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