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Upload to Facebook 6 birds were sitting on a tree. A hunter saw that and shot over the tree.
5 male birds flew away. But 1 female bird kept sitting.
Why?
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Bas Kuch Nahi Nakhre! -
Upload to Facebook My ex-girlfriend was very clever.
Once in an emergency, I called her from my friend's phone to tell her "I lost my phone". She answered first "Hi baby".
I think she just knew it was me! -
Upload to Facebook When I see the way people pamper their pet dogs, 'Dog's life' looks so tempting.
All I have is 'Kutte Wali Zindagi'! -
Upload to Facebook Detective: How did this man drown?
Me: He couldn't breathe underwater! -
Upload to Facebook When killing them with kindness doesn't work, try a hockey stick.
The results may vary! -
Upload to Facebook Dear men,
If your wife asks you to get something out of her purse, just bring her the purse. You're never going to find what she wants! -
Upload to Facebook Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day! -
Upload to Facebook Ladki Wale: Hamari Ladki Ko Khujli Ki Bimari Hai.
Ladke Wale: Hamare Ladke Ko Bhi Khujli Ki Bimari Hai.
Pujari: That's great... they are made for itch other. Now on they can build their relationship from scratch! -
Upload to Facebook Dating is getting cozy on the sofa.
Marriage is getting sleepy on the sofa! -
Upload to Facebook As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I am totally flexible!
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